Chillin with the Lama
This is another secret message: The Dali Lama had beautiful feet. That's what he's pointing at. Right when the guy taking the picture was about to take the picture, the Lama said, "Check out my feet, bitch." That's what I think he said, anyway. He was speaking that freaky ass Lama language. I only understand goose.

You'd think the Dali Lama would be all uptight and shit, considering that he's the Dali Lama. But he isn't. Me and Goose were flying around Asia, looking for broads, and we saw him standing on this mountain, looking confused. We flew on down and said, "Yo, Lama, what's up with you?" He babbled some shit in Lama language and we all had a good laugh. Then I said, "Hey Lama, how about you let Goose stand on your head, then we can get a picture." The Lama said some more stuff, so we figured he was into it. We got the picture, then we ate some grass. That shit ruled.