I have a secret to share with everyone. I am friends with a woman that takes pictures with monkeys. Yes, I know what you're thinking. "Sperel, you're a freakin goose, dude, why are you hanging out with monkeys and women that have their picture taken with them?" Well, I have my reasons. Not surprisingly, those reasons relate to grass and the poop I make because of it.
Anyway, this freakin lady's name is Mary. Whenever I see her, I sing her the "Mary Mary, why you buggin" song. Goose taught me that shit. I don't know who made it.
Mary has mad problems. She's some kind of scientist or some shit, and she is always doing experiments. She takes those monkeys and freakin lights their nuts on fire. You should see that shit, dude! They get so pissed off.
Now, you may be asking yourself, "Why does Sperel the goose hang out with a woman that lights the nuts of animals on fire?" You want to know why? I freakin hate monkeys.