My Sperel Movie
by Sperel the goose

I wrote this movie so I could be a big Hollywood star. If you live in Hollywood and want to tell me that my movie will be good, feel free.

Act 1
Sperel the goose: Hi! My name is Sperel the goose!
Goose the goose: Hi! I am Goose the goose!
(Sperel and Goose fly around)
Sperel: Man, being a goose is freakin fun, right Goose?
Goose: Heck yes. I love eating grass and being from Canada.
Sperel: You're from Canada? Holy crap, that must suck.
Goose: You're from Canada, too.
Sperel: Oh yea! I had forgotten that I was from Canada, too!
Goose: Ha ha ha ha ha
Sperel: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Sperel and Goose eat some grass and fly around)
Goose: Sperel, do you like grass?
Sperel: Heck yes, grass tastes good!
Goose: AWESOME!!!!!!!
Sperel: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Act 2
Sperel: Dude, you wanna go to the golf course and make poops on the ground?
Goose: Heck yea!
Sperel: Why do you want to do that?
Goose: I hate those freakin golfers! They're so stupid!
Sperel: YEA!!! I hate them, too! They are always hitting the balls!
Goose: Sperel, I have a joke for you.
Sperel: Ok, Goose, hit me with it.
Goose: Ok. So there's this golfer playing golf at the golf course...
Sperel: Yea...
Goose: And he's doing all crappy and not playing the golf good.
Sperel: Yea...
Goose: So then he says, "I freakin hate you gooses!"
Sperel: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Goose: Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sperel: That was a pretty good joke.
Goose: Thanks.

Act 3
Sperel: My name is Rocky Balboa! I'm a boxer!
Goose: I am Pauly! Yo Rocko!
Sperel: Yo, Adrian!
Goose: I'm not Adrian, I'm Pauly.
Sperel: Yo, Pauly!
Goose: What do you want, Rocky, my sister is nice.
Sperel: Yes, I agree.
Goose: Woooooo!
(Sperel and Goose fight)
Sperel: Well, at least we're still friends.
Goose: Yes sir.

(roll credits over "Eye of the Tiger")